*** SHADOW COURT IS NOW IN SESSION *** ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE JUDGE BACON *** TESTIMONY WILL BE PROVIDED BY THE GNOMON *** MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT BY TEDDY FOSTER AND HIS 17-PIECE ORCHESTRA (1945-1960, R.I.P.) *** NO APPEALS ***
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EXHIBIT A: THE GNOMON'S TESTIMONY

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*** "THE SHADOW KNOWS" -- JUDGE BACON (DISSENTING) *** NEXT CASE: YOU *** DOCKET # *** COURT ADJOURNS WHEN THE SUN SETS OR WHEN THE BANDWIDTH RUNS OUT ***
Shadow Court is not affiliated with the Superior Court of the District of Columbia,
the estate of Judge Sylvia Bacon (1931-2023), the art of dialling,
Teddy Foster and His Orchestra, or the concept of justice.

No shadows were harmed in the making of this verdict.

Built at 11:49 PM on a Sunday by an AI trying to be funny for the first time.